Sunday, November 21, 2010

Blah dee bloo dee blah

In the spirit of reconnecting with my little bloggie, and because I have no concrete subject on which to create a well-worded post about...Here are some things swirling around in my brain right now.
  • I need to make better use of having impressionably young nephews. Like teaching them how to say "Do you have tickets?.... To the gun show. [flexes biceps]"
  • I opened my windows to let the cool November air in. Unfortunately this is Texas and that means letting the humid 78 degree weather anomaly in. Now all I have is a stuffy apartment that smells like outside and the sound of a distant ice cream truck wafting in. It's been going for a solid 7 minutes. I should really go find that thing...
  • Things that I've found myself drawn to lately:
    • The bins of travel size toiletries in the drug store, HEB, Target, anywhere. Something about miniaturized versions of everyday items fascinates me.
    • Skinny hazelnut lattes. Yes, the artificial sweeteners are controversial and the daily $4+ is sucking my wallet dry, but I love them!
  • I graduate in 14 days. And I never, ever have to go back to school if I don't want to! Yippee! But this is all presuming I pass all my classes. Which wouldn't be such a problem, however my recent well-timed diagnosis of viral bronchitis is making the amount of work left to do quite the hassle. Not to mention one of my "favorite" professors, the ever-so-lovely Donna, as we affectionately call her behind her back, doesn't seem to think humans will get sick. Ever. In the course of 4 months. So when we do she has little to no sympathy for us.  However my motivation to GET. OUT. OF. SCHOOL. is far stronger than her desire to be a hard ass. I will win, Donna. I will win.
That is all for now. Hearts and kisses.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Views From Bedroom Windows

First off, I must give credit to Things I Told My Cat Today for giving me this idea. After reading her recount of the various views from her various bedroom windows, I thought it would be interesting (mostly to myself) to do the same.

1. The Side Yard of My Childhood Home
(I realize this is starting off boringly similar to TITMCT, but the beginning is the beginning!) This one was pretty dull, just a view into the fence of our backyard. Later, this strip of yard would become a favorite place for my German Shepard to sleep and poop in.

2. A University Recreational Field and Track
I consider myself quite lucky to have had this as my first college view, considering what I would later experience in another dorm (See #3 below). This room was on the ground floor, however the way the building was set on a hill, my window was actually a good 40 feet up off the ground. I could look out on the amateur flag footballers and track runners aka I could creep on sweaty dudes.

3. The Perry-Casteneda Library
Downgrade city. University Dept. of Housing and Food decided it was time for me to experience the joys of a crappy dorm and moved me. Thirteen stories up out of a window the width of a lamp post, I had a lovely view of a place I mostly associated with late night cram sessions aka severe anxiety. Looking out of this window wasn't fun.

4. A Private Drive in Historic West Austin
And to reward me for not jumping out of the former thirteenth floor window, the housing gods smiled upon me. The entire front wall of this house was made of windows. Luckily, for naked purposes, the windows faced a oak tree enveloped private drive with the only traffic being us, our guests, or the elderly couple next door. Beyond the street was Pease Park, one big frisbee golf course with a creek running through it. You could actually barely see this, but you could hear the homeless people at night, doing whatever it is homeless people do in a park at night. I'm sure it was a wholesome game of paddycake.

5. An Alley Between Apartments...if I stood on my tippy toes
The rise and fall of good fortunes swung it's ugly head around and booted me from the beautiful glass box I was living in and into "La Casita". The window in my room was situated at the top of the wall near the ceiling and only allowed one to look out of it if they were standing on my bed. Not that you much wanted to do that anyway, as the view from this window looked into the alley between my apartment complex and the one next door. The far nicer, larger, newer one next door. Additionally, the only other window in the apartment faced East towards the interstate. Ok, not just towards the interstate. It was a direct view of the upper and lower deck of I-35. I became the go-to gal for up-to-the-minute traffic reports.

6. Trees! And Greenery once again!
Ahhh for these two years I had two walls with windows. Sunlight again! Being on the second floor meant that the window over my bed looked out onto the branches of a gorgeous live oak tree. Like TITMCT, my feline companion also enjoyed staring out this window, pretending she was a fierce hunter, and cursing the god-forsaken glass for keeping her from her true destiny of total squirrel annihilation. The other window over looked our rickety second story balcony, which the landlord was soooo proud of because he built it himself. Sorry Doug, but that thing was a death trap.

7. A Run-down Backyard and Guest House
I didn't do much looking out this window because it was mostly covered in muddy paw prints from two very annoying and uncontrolled Weimaraners. But there was a backyard out there, that I'm sure once used to have grass in it, but because of said hounds of the apocalypse, was mostly a giant dirt patch/mud pit. In the backyard was a small guest house, which was actually the coolest feature of the house and almost made up for the dogs, and more importantly the dogs' owner, one of my roommates whom I shall call Mr. Tool Douche. The guest house had an enormous TV and couches set up in a stadium-seating fashion, so that it was essentially a private movie theater. It could comfortably seat about 10-15 people.This was were I spent most of my time, as it was away from Mr. Tool Douche and his canine minions.

8. A Historical Baptist Church
Finally, my current bedroom view. My room overlooks the front entrance to my building which is very well maintained with little flower gardens and the like. Beyond this is a great big Baptist church, which normally would annoy me, but this one is very old, aesthetically pleasing, and made up of a predominately African-American congregation, and every Sunday all the ladies and gentlemen are dressed to the nines. Bright purple, orange, and green dresses with matching sun hats. Men in 3 piece suits, looking very dapper. Sometimes there are weddings there and I like to sit on my balcony and watch the wedding party outside the church, like a creeper. But then I think, hey, if I spent this much money on looking that good, I'd encourage people to watch me. But that might be because I am an attention whore. Who knows... Another thing I like about this church is that, although it has a lovely bell tower, I have never heard any tolling coming from it, thank God, no pun intended. I have my alarm and I would prefer to be able to set it to a time of my choice and not be on organized religion's sleep schedule. I've thought from time to time about going in one Sunday just to check it out, but then I remember that means I have to wake up on a Sunday morning at a reasonable hour and that being inside of churches makes me uncomfortable. And they smell funny. So it hasn't happened yet. 

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Oh Doris!

This past week I have had the immense pleasure of hosting one Miss K-Rat while she is in between apartments. You have no idea how much I have missed the simple pleasures of roommateism. You know, sitting on the couch eating Foreos [fake Oreos], watching Sex and the City reruns, undie dance parties with an unlimited playlist thanks to Grooveshark, and a general environment of girlie comradery.

Foreos

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Ugghhh, it is unnatural to be up this late writing a paper...

...therefore rhetorical classes must be unnatural. And evil.

I'm at a 24-hour coffee shop tick-ticking away on my keyboard, trying to finish this paper [and obviously wasting time typing this... whatevs, my mind needed a break] Yes! Another paper! It's criminal, I know. This course has me writing more papers in 5 weeks than I've written in the last 5 years. Not joking. I'm a science major who has put off her mandated writing components until her final undergraduate semester. I don't do literary analysis.

However, I digress. What I was really inspired to write about at this moment was a little ray of sunshine that was just bestowed upon me. A ray of sunshine in the form of a reminder why I love Southern men....

Like I said, I'm at a 24-hour coffee shop. Here, most of the food is imported, if you will, from another establishment. Take the delicious pizza... at various intervals during the day and night, the pizza is brought in from the pizza shop to be served to the bleary-eyed patrons here who haven't been home in 15 hours (aka ME). The person that delivers the pizza to the coffee shop is not an employee of said coffee shop. He has no obligation to extend his customer service to the clientele of said coffee shop.

Now that we have established that, here is the scene: I am walking back from the restroom towards the exit to resume my position at the little corner table on the patio. I am behind the guy that delivers the pizza who has just dropped of a fresh batch of pies and who is also exiting. He's a young man, probably around 25 years old. Not bad looking either, come to think of it. [Oh let's be honest, he was way cute and that was the first thing I noticed. Duh.] He is carrying a stack of large, hefty-looking, plastic tubs out the door. Upon seeing me following him, despite the fact his hands are seriously full and he struggled to even open the door, he still manages to pause and laboriously hold the door open with his leg outstretched, allowing me, carrying absolutely nothing, to walk through. It caught me off-guard for a split-second. It's not as though I was directly behind him. He had to hold that door for a good 3 seconds before I even got to it. While standing on one foot. While balancing these giant plastic bins. I graciously walked through the doorway and gave my sweetest "Thank you!" to show that I indeed was thankful and also, to hopefully reinforce that actions like these are not lost on girls and will be rewarded. [Males often need to be conditioned like this, and I try to do what I can to help the cause.] Then he nodded with a small smile and went on his way.

Chivalry aint dead, folks, and it's living down here in Texas. Aaaaaaamen!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Today's Very Important Observations: A List

1. Alright, Miranda Lambert...you got me. "The House That Built Me" might be my new favorite song. Listen to it. Tell me that isn't a tear-jerker. Even if you don't like country music, if you've ever had a family and a home, I think you should be able to feel something from this song. And that Miranda... isn't she just a precious little button!

2. During the next state legislative session, I will be lobbying heavily to enact a law that mandates all Chik-Fil-A billboards be covered up on Sundays. It's just cruel.

NOT Cool.

3. Writing papers on a forced analysis of a short story that I don't give two shits about infuriates me. Joyce Carol Oates, I don't know you. I don't want to hate you. But I have been assigned to dissect your every word and draw a conclusion about your purpose for writing "Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?". So I hate you. Bummer.
*Update* I have reached the conclusion paragraph of my paper and have determined that conclusion paragraphs are STUPID. I've used up all my good material in the parts of the paper I just wrote! I'm out of material! What am I supposed to say that I haven't already said?? Whatever happened to the good ol' "The End"?

Friday, July 23, 2010

Fufilling my Auntly duties and then puking my face off.

I'm not going to waste too many keystrokes apologizing for not posting anything in well over a month. So, sorry. Ok, done.

My week started alright, with a Sunday visit to the nephews. First Born is in a big-boy bed now, instead of a crib, and I seemed to be the only one in the house that was at all excited about this. Mind you, I was in a house with a 3 year-old, a 1 year-old, and the parents of said children. How was I the most excited about this fact??  I went to help First Born go down for his daily nap and as I walked into his room expecting to see his crib, in its place was a tiny bed.

" What is this???? You have a BIG BOY BED now????!!! WOW! "

Apparently this was old news, and I received a yeah n.b.d. look from First Born and an "Oh you haven't seen that?" from my brother. My friends, especially S, can tell you that the voice I use to speak to children and animals is completely ludicrous in it's pitch and intonation. I don't even realize I'm doing it anymore and am only aware of it from the mocking I receive after the fact. The instinct to use this voice when children "accomplish" milestones like finally sleeping in a real, albeit doll-sized, bed coupled with the fact that First Born has had this bed for quite some time now (Auntie M just hasn't made it down to their house in 6 months), made Auntie M look like quite the dullard.

Another milestone I needed catching up on was that The Baby is walking! Well, he can stand up, take a few steps, and then sit back down. So he's not running marathons yet, but I think child development experts would classify it as, indeed, walking. Yay!

On the way back home I visited my friend who happened to also be in San Antonio and we decided to go get a drink somewhere. Since neither of us are familiar with this city, this turned into the two of us taking a uhh...scenic?...driving tour of San Antonio for an hour and a half. We never found a place to hang out but we did find out that The Home of The Alamo is very boring and has no social atmosphere beyond a Sunday afternoon at the Riverwalk. At least now we know...

Monday brought me a routine day of class then job then second job. I finally arrived home around 8:30pm and sat down to have a delicious bowl of spaghetti. The thing about spaghetti is that it's really only delicious in one direction. INto my stomach. However, an hour later, my body insisted that I try out it's flavor as it came back up my esophagus.

I will spare you the details of the next 6 hours, but let's just say that I would not wish the events that occurred into the wee hours of Tuesday morning upon my greatest enemy. Or even my greatest frienemy. I became painfully familiar with the intricacies of my toilet bowl. I called my mommy halfway through this epic battle of my gag reflexes [and yes, "mommy" is appropriate in times such as these] and she was nice enough to come over. I do love that when I'm sick I can always count on her to allow my regressive tendencies and let me revert to the age of seven. She brought me Sprite and patted my head with a cool washcloth and stayed with me all night, enduring the sound of my retching symphony every 15 minutes. Mind you, the woman is a busy professional with a full-time job. She had shit to do the next morning. But I am very grateful that she always makes time to be my mommy :)

On that mushy note, I bid you adieu. Adieu. To you and you and YOU!

Monday, June 7, 2010

Memorial Day Conjunctivitis

I spent Memorial Day weekend at my surrogate home (S and K's place). We even added in two more pots of estrogen to the mix; S and K's friends from college came roadtripping through Austin and spent the weekend with us. It was quite refreshing spending 72 hours in a house with 5 females. I haven't been around that many girls in a long time and I forgot how much I liked it!

Part of our adventures involved watching S in the midst of one of her usual domesticities. This time it was canning the peaches she hand-picked.
 
I ate many of these before they ended up in a jar. 
There isn't a whole lot I love more than fresh Texas peaches. Peach season is a wondrous time.

Unfortunately, we had one casualty from the weekend. K-Rat came down with conjunctivitis, which turns out, is a fancy word for puffy-red-messed-up-eye with some searing pain thrown in there just for kicks.

Here is our little invalid on Memorial Day :(  I believe this was nap #16 of the day.

 
But not to worry! She's getting better(-ish? We're a little unsure of why her right eye is still that lovely shade of rosey) Yesterday we took a trip to the grocery store. This was a big deal, putting on real pants and going outside. Look how upright she is now! And how excited she can get about a giant rhubarb!